Jar of Hate
Season 2, Episode 11
Jar Of Hate
Air date 09/11/1999
Written by (Unknown)
Directed by Freddrick Gorgote
Episode guide
Can of Kill
Happy's Rising
Jar of Hate was a Happy Appy episode which aired sometime between Season 1 and Season 2.


The episode starts with Happy sitting in his van, and then he says "Hello kids! Do you want to see my jar of hate?" A kid walks up to him and says "Happy, hate is a strong word!"

In response, Happy says "Shoo, Jacob!" and pushes him away. Happy proceeds to writes Jacob's name on a blank scrap of paper, and puts it into a jar of names. Happy then says "My jar of hate has the names of people I will kill! Let's see who's going to be the lucky ones!"

He empties the jar and picks out three names. Happy says "The people I will kill are Jacob, Miranda, and Danny!" He sneaks behind Jacob with the knife from Big Help, jumps behind him, and the credits roll, while you can hear Jacob being killed in the background and Forenzik screaming "STAND STILL!".

Trivia Edit

  • Unlike the Cans of Kill, two Jars of Hate were ordered, by a psychopath in Ohio and a dentist in Cleveland.
  • The Jars of Hate were proven to be much less effective than the Cans of Kill, because the owner was responsible for murdering the victim, unlike the cans of Kill, whereas the victim kills themselves.
  • When playing Jar of Hate, you may get arrested, so do not play it unless you want to be in prison for 50 years or more.